It's Good to be Bad

There's nothing like good food, good wind a bad girl
- Robin Williams, American actor and comedian

Have you heard about the Irishman who joined Alcoholics Anonymous?
He still drinks, but under a different name.
-Aubrey Dillon, Malone, British wirter

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
-Steven Peral, American comic

After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
- Oscar Wilde, Irish Playwright and Wit