The Body Beautiful

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome. But I think of it as the only time of the month I can be myself.
- Roseanne Barr, American comedian

Seize the moment. Think of all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
- Erma Bombeck, American humorist

Think of me as a sex symbol who doesn't give a damn.
- Phyllis Diller, American comedian

The tautness of his face sours ripe grapes.
- William Shakespeare, British dramatist

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemeum.
- P.G Wodehouse, British writer

She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
- Oscar Wilde, Irish playwright and wit