Making a living 2

The general advertiser's attitude would seem to be: if you are a lousy, smelly, idle, under-priviliged, overweight and oversexed status-seeking moron, give me your money.
- Kenneth Bromfield, American writer

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.
- Clinton Jones, American footballer

When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow.
- American wit Fern Naito famously paraphrased by Richard Nixon as 'If you've got them by balls, their hearts and minds will follow.'

We don't just honour credit cards, we venerate them!
- Dale McFeathers, American journalist

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions no-one has asked them.
- Leo Tolstoy, American actor

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
- Katheleen Norris, American novelist

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.
- George Raft, American actor

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and tax it out of business?
- Will Rogers, American humorist