Men on Men and Women

My wife finds it hard to envision me as the end product of millions of years of evolution.
- Bob Barnes, American cartoonist

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right
- Woody Allen, American film maker, comic and writer

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best
- Joe Cook, American actor

Brigands demand your money or your life - women require both.
- Samuel Butler, British writer

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen, American film maker, comic and writer

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices until she hasn't done it.
- Evan Esar, American humorist

Have I ever paid for sex? Only emotionally
- Lee Hurst, British comedian

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
- Bernard Manning, British comedian

I will not allow my daughters to learn foreign languages because on tongue is sufficient for a woman.
- John Milton, British poet

Under 21 women are protected by law; over 65 they're protected by nature; anything in between is fair game.
- Cary Grant, American actor

God made Adam before Eve because he didn't want any advice on the matter.
- Patrick Murray, British actor